Oh we get it now, if you write about Burton it can't be sarcastic!
So, for some reason in all the funny drama of Burton Snowboards employees talking shit / trying to get YoBeat to pull the story on the Burton Fall Bash (a glorified family picnic) of its site, we failed to notice the new issue of Frequency Magazine had just arrived.
Frequency is a great magazine. We love it. But our excitement had turned to the Burton fun about how "you're not supposed to write about the private function that is the Burton party." It's private we've been told. The media isn't really supposed to go there. So imagine our surprise when we discovered that the new Frequency has a six page story on the Burton Fall Bash and the Burton Family. But wait, you're not supposed to write about it? I mean, that's what the Burton-created anonymous comments were criticizing YoBeat for, right? In other words, this is fucking amazing and makes me laugh. Careful Frequency staff, you're about to get a shit-storm coming your way when the cool-aid drinkers catch wind of this one! I mean, you made them look like a nice happy family. How dare you put them in the public limelight like that!